Diary of a vampire huntress
Memo from Undead Resources: Mandatory training
The vampires have “new orientation materials” in our fourth book, The Last Sunset. We finally got our hands on the PowerPoint presentation prepared by their UR department (Undead Resources) — So You’re a Vampire now. Hilarious and terrifying.
Slow food: A vampire’s take on public transit
I do so enjoy riding public transit. Not as a means of transportation of course; I have a car and driver for that. The thought of having to ride in anything other than climate controlled, window tinted luxury is terrifying. I rather pity the humans forced to sit cheek to jowl with the sweaty masses,…
Dildos of the apocalypse
Fear is the ultimate aperitif, but desperation has a certain appeal as well. Last night I visited a sex shop. It’s something I do from time to time when I’m feeling down. Or hungry. There’s something so…uplifting about the staggering array of sex toys, movies and magazines catering to every kinky fetish imaginable by the…
Feel good in their skin: A 22nd century human rights movement?
I attended a TED Talk recently. Yes, I know, this simple fact may surprise you but my kind like a bit of intellectual stimulation now and again too. I’m kidding, of course, I just occasionally enjoy dining on the intellectually eager. A room full of humans trying to better themselves has all the appeal of…
Fashion Week! Models are yummy (but you’re hungry again soon)
Of course, my kind doesn’t require our prey to be nude, just alive. During the last several decades, as the population of humans has exploded, it’s become rather too easy to find food. With so much quantity, I have become pickier, and the presentation of the prey now matters almost as much as what…